Mark Remy
My God, I thought. Will any of us wake up before it’s too late? Read More
George was curious. Would he face consequences for his actions? Read More
I did not go to the woods to learn how to bake restaurant-quality pizza “off the grid,” but I did—and I would love to write about this for your publication. Read More
Including the instant classic, “Curious George Tries Colloidal Silver.” Read More
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe, and also because they’re dumb enough to think their wives won’t cheat on them the first chance they get. Read More
By asking yourself a few quick questions, you can make a fairly accurate diagnosis. Read More
“Will keep fresh for up to a week if stored in an airtight container, which Marco Rubio can also shove up his ass.” Read More
Do I think Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan Kenobi? He says he didn’t. He’s been very clear on that point. Read More
“The leather was ruined.” Read More
“Like, way to neutralize the threat, Fred!” Read More
MYTH: Our products are “automatic.” This old canard just won’t die. Read More
Acknowledge the men in helmets and Kevlar vests, but don’t try to change or control them. They’re just floating through. Like clouds. Read More
"ORGAN DONOR." This one is ironic—hence the quotation marks. Read More
Tragically, I never gave him an origin story. Read More
When filling stations attendants would check your oil and tires, and then kiss you on the mouth? Read More
If there is a Pirahã word that expresses remorse or regret, I couldn't find it. Believe me, I tried. Read More
"It makes sense that the Times would choose me, because my IQ is one of the highest." Read More
